Category: Humor & Relatable Moments
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If Mood Swings Were an Olympic Sport, I’d Have a Medal
Some people wake up in the morning feeling calm, centered, and ready to embrace the day. I wake up and immediately begin my emotional decathlon. Not every day, of course…but enough days that I’ve started mentally awarding myself medals. Because if mood swings were an Olympic sport? I’d be standing on the podium in a…
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A Love Letter to All Things I’ve Googled at 2 a.m.
This is an ode. A heartfelt, slightly unhinged love letter to the things I’ve Googled at 2 a.m. Because if you’ve ever found yourself awake in the witching hour, illuminated only by the soft glow of your phone screen and the blinding light of existential dread, you know exactly where this is going. Nighttime Googling…
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When Your Body Changes Faster Than Your Closet Can Keep Up
There came a moment in midlife when I stood in my closet, looked at my clothes, and thought: “Who bought all of this?” “Who was I when these fit, and why do half of these jeans feel like they belong to a different human species?” It’s not that I “let myself go.” It’s not that…
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The Weirdest Symptoms of Perimenopause No One Mentions But Every Woman Deals With Anyway
There are common perimenopause symptoms everyone talks about: Then there’s the other category, the symptoms no one warns you about. The symptoms that make you question your entire existence. The symptoms that make you think, “Is my body rebooting itself or am I being haunted?” Let’s talk about those. The weird ones. The bizarre ones.…